They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
If you cannot write well, you cannot think well; if you cannot think well, others will do your thinking for you.
God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile, & the wisdom to realize that murder is illegal.
I have no objection to anyone's sex life as long as they don't practice it in the street and frighten the horses.
We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring.
Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
To look at a thing is very different from seeing it.
Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
Some people always know the price, but not the value
To give and not expect return, that is what lies at the heart of love.
The only people I would care to be with now are artists and people who have suffered: those who know what beauty is, and those who know what sorrow is: nobody else interests me.
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
The only one you need in your life is that person who shows you he needs you in his.
Many of the great achievements of the world were accomplished by tired and discouraged men who kept on working.
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
True contentment is not having everything, but in being satisfied with everything you have.
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