You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.
I'm just the worst little Buddhist in town.
I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.
Singing is like going to a party at someone else's house. Acting is like having the party at your own house.
The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage.
At first all I wanted to be was famous; then I realized that fame had nothing to do with talent. I felt that I didn't do anything quite well enough, that I was one of those people who was famous but not very talented. So I said, okay, I'll be the Dinah Shore of the Seventies, on TV all the time but nobody quite knows why.
Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
I love ghosts, I prefer ghosts to some people.
Performers love to perform - that's the thing that we do. I think one of the best things was being able to imagine anything that I wanted, anything that I came up with we could do, because this theater is unbelievable.
I always wanted to be famous because I thought that if I couldn't be good [at something], I'd be famous. I was never really good. I was just something different and I got to be famous for being different.
I just wanted my daughter to grow up, get married, have children and get divorced like everyone else.
Elvis was the first person in music that I really identified with.
It was always 'Cher', I never thought of myself as anything but 'Cher'.
I have no belief in the system. So Sonny is perfectly at home (in Washington D.C.). Politicians are one step down below used-car salesmen.
I'm not gonna become Ann Bancroft or Meryl Streep and have all the burden that being a "serious actress" entails.
I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.
My relationships usually last a few years. When I'm involved with a man, other men are fascinated with me, but the minute I'm single again, half of those men disappear because they don't have the balls to really want me.
I know I'm not supposed to have any opinions about politics, because I'm famous.
I haven't a clue why I've lasted so long. There's no reason. There are many people more talented than me. I think it's luck.
Meryl Streep is an acting machine in the same sense that a shark is a killing machine.
Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.
I went through absolute stress and mayhem. I couldn't go out, because people were constantly on my back all the time.
OMG! Is this true? [Marcus Bachmann] has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay boys & girls! I'm gonna strangle him with my Boa!
I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks.
Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.
"You know, honey, husbands come and go but I'm still Cher at the end of the day."
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