Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself.
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.
To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.
Academic and aristocratic people live in such an uncommon atmosphere that common sense can rarely reach them.
Christ: I dislike him very much. Still, I can stand him. What I cannot stand is the wretched band of people whose profession is to hoodwink us about him.
God and the Devil are an effort after specialisation and division of labour.
Our minds want clothes as much as our bodies.
Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
One of the first businesses of a sensible man is to know when he is beaten, and to leave off fighting at once.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
The seven deadly sins: Want of money, bad health, bad temper, chastity, family ties, knowing that you know things, and believing in the Christian religion.
If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to find how little remains that we cannot do.
Sensible people get the greater part of their own dying done during their own lifetime
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
Life is not an exact science, it is an art.
Words are like money; there is nothing so useless, unless when in actual use.
Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.
Prayers are to men as dolls are to children.
It is tact that is golden, not silence.
Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.
Life is a quarry, out of which we are to mold and chisel and complete a character.
Theist and atheist: the fight between them is as to whether God shall be called God or shall have some other name.
I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
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