I never know why these people talk to me. I would not talk to me.
Post-war filmmakers gave us the documentary, Rob Reiner gave us the mockumentary and Moore initiated a third genre, the crockumentary.
What the media are telling you to be afraid of are the wrong things. Fear is a necessary ingredient of our survival instincts.
Hey, here's a way to stop suicide bombings - give the Palestinians a bunch of missile-firing Apache helicopters and let them and the Israelis go at each other head to head. Four billion dollars a year to Israel - four billion dollars a year to the Palestinians - they can just blow each other up and leave the rest of us the hell alone.
Maybe we should be directing our anger elsewhere - like toward Wall Street. Why is it we never think of Big Business when we think of welfare recipients? Companies take more of our tax dollars, and in much more questionable ways, than do those who are trying to heat their apartments with a kerosene stove.
It's all part of the same ball of wax, right? The oil companies, Israel, Halliburton.
Should such an ignorant people lead the world? How did it come to this in the first place? 82 percent of us don't even have a passport! Just a handful can speak a language other than English.
A lot of people on Capitol Hill don't want to talk to me.
A common denominator among big guys like me who are trying to take care of our health is that we're not getting enough sleep.
We are not documentarians, we are filmmakers.
As a quiet salute to Beavis and Butthead, I held up my index finger and thumb in an "L"-the international sign for loser.
White people scare the crap out of me.
If one job doesn't pay all the bills, don't worry. You can get another one and another one and another one.
I like America to some extent.
As you have fewer and fewer voices in a democracy, in a free society, it's not good to limit the number of voices.
I had an unusually large-sized head, though this was not uncommon for a baby in the Midwest. The craniums in our part of the country were designed to leave a little extra room for the brain to grow in case one day we found ourselves exposed to something we didn't understand, like a foreign language, or a salad.
How can there be inaccuracy in comedy?
15 of the 19 [September 11th] hijackers were from Saudi Arabia.
A majority of this country opposes this war, a majority of this country never voted for this administration.
Instead of the Government spending $400,000 on immunisation, we may get far better health outcomes if we spend $100,000 in some other way, on nutrition for example...When you have an expenditure on getting your community healthier, then the resistance to many childhood diseases is stronger.
Fahrenheit 9/11: The temperature where freedom burns!
I really didn't realize the librarians were, you know, such a dangerous group. They are subversive. You think they're just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them. You know, they've had their budgets cut. They're paid nothing. Books are falling apart. The libraries are just like the ass end of everything, right?
Healthcare should be between the doctor and the patient. And if the doctor says something needs to be done, the government should guarantee it gets paid for.
One day there'll be no need for me. I'm actually hoping to put myself out of business.
Now that I exist in the mainstream majority, I'm not really so controversial any more, am I? Not really news.
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