You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
Sometimes it feels like God has reached down and touched me, blessed me a thousand times over, and sometimes it all feels like a mean joke, like God's advisers are Muammar Qaddafi and Phyllis Schlafly.
Living on Earth has always been a dangerous way to spend your time.
What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life.
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